Letter from beyond.
Dear coyotes,
When a boring,cold tuesday arrives with threats of injecting more flu viruses into me, there could be nothing more essential and therapuetic than to deface one's blog with logic only comprehensible by yours truly.
But nevertheless, i believe, as friends, you would try to understand.
As i sit here and wonder aloud, in the pseudo-warmth of my room, whether i have actually offended anyone of you with my erratic and eccentric behaviour, i thought it'd be good if i could clear certain things about myself so that you would not ponder upon the fact that i may detest you (i tend to give people that impression.)
Please be aware that i may not be in my full form while writing this as i have pills swirling inside of me threatening to take over my sanity.
FACT 1: I'm VERY vulgar. I spout vulgarities like the merlion spitting water back into the sea, ever so redundantly i must add. Cuss words are a way of displaying my frustrations, anger , laughter and endearment. So if you were to be subjected to a cuss word(e.g. stupid..HAHAHA), please do not be offended. It's the only manner i know of to express my emotions at the given time. If i AM angry at you, i would tell you. deal?
FACT 2: I am VERY politically opiniated. But i shall not bore you with that.
FACT3: It's been an ardous journey back into this sport. Painful in all aspects. I am unfit.period. This may be alittle concern for some of you. And ,also, a source of immense frustration. I empathise with you but do bear with me while I get back into a reasonable form.
FACT 4: Humour are my constant high. It's like marijuana in words for me. But that does not mean, I am not serious. I just tend to do things better with a little tickle. You should try it.
I'd like to add, even in my semi-drug induced state, that it's been immensely heartwarming that all of you have welcomed me into this team. My fears of being buried by a couple of coyotes are no longer haunting me. hehe.
I am grateful for your generosity and I will on my part constantly improve in my abilities as a coyote and as a constant irritating pest that i can be.
It'll be fun.
Yours sincerely,
ju-drugged.
When a boring,cold tuesday arrives with threats of injecting more flu viruses into me, there could be nothing more essential and therapuetic than to deface one's blog with logic only comprehensible by yours truly.
But nevertheless, i believe, as friends, you would try to understand.
As i sit here and wonder aloud, in the pseudo-warmth of my room, whether i have actually offended anyone of you with my erratic and eccentric behaviour, i thought it'd be good if i could clear certain things about myself so that you would not ponder upon the fact that i may detest you (i tend to give people that impression.)
Please be aware that i may not be in my full form while writing this as i have pills swirling inside of me threatening to take over my sanity.
FACT 1: I'm VERY vulgar. I spout vulgarities like the merlion spitting water back into the sea, ever so redundantly i must add. Cuss words are a way of displaying my frustrations, anger , laughter and endearment. So if you were to be subjected to a cuss word(e.g. stupid..HAHAHA), please do not be offended. It's the only manner i know of to express my emotions at the given time. If i AM angry at you, i would tell you. deal?
FACT 2: I am VERY politically opiniated. But i shall not bore you with that.
FACT3: It's been an ardous journey back into this sport. Painful in all aspects. I am unfit.period. This may be alittle concern for some of you. And ,also, a source of immense frustration. I empathise with you but do bear with me while I get back into a reasonable form.
FACT 4: Humour are my constant high. It's like marijuana in words for me. But that does not mean, I am not serious. I just tend to do things better with a little tickle. You should try it.
I'd like to add, even in my semi-drug induced state, that it's been immensely heartwarming that all of you have welcomed me into this team. My fears of being buried by a couple of coyotes are no longer haunting me. hehe.
I am grateful for your generosity and I will on my part constantly improve in my abilities as a coyote and as a constant irritating pest that i can be.
It'll be fun.
Yours sincerely,
ju-drugged.
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